The Sigma Chi Association struck a hard deal with University administrators this week to lower the cost of water bottles on campus by a staggering 2 cents.
Two prominent figures will give four guest lectures to students through a new philosophy course titled, “Half Smokes and Bagel Sandwiches: Choosing the Right Meat in Life.”
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. #onlyatGW… and every other D.C. university. “Congressional internships have always played important role in the Georgetown student experience.” -“Anthrax, Terrorism Create New Concerns for Interns,” The Hoya, 2001 #onlyatGW… and probably at most other universities – at least at William & […]