Crime Log

The Universally Pathetic Department detained a student after he literally pooped all over campus.

Hatchet editors read their comments

We know readers love to comment on our stories. Editors love to read them. They took a moment to read aloud some favorite comments on their articles in our version of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets.” “I take dumps with more content than this article,” reads news editor Colleen Murphy.