The University has hatched a new plot to burn extra cash and hopefully get research money, maybe.
April 1, 2015
Stories from the April 1, 2015 issue of the GW Hatchet.
GW’s Progressive Youths for Fair Food Against Felony leaders are organizing freshmen to give extra J Street food to Whole Foods after years of GW students stealing from the store.
We know you’ve always dreamed of being a Colonial. Here’s which team you should join.
Over the last few months, we’ve restricted our writing to so-called “important” topics. And we’re sick and tired of it.
Say goodbye to those polished, glossy letters naming random old men, ex-cons and racists on the buildings across campus.
The Universally Pathetic Department detained a student after he literally pooped all over campus.
We know readers love to comment on our stories. Editors love to read them. They took a moment to read aloud some favorite comments on their articles in our version of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets.” “I take dumps with more content than this article,” reads news editor Colleen Murphy.
The admissions office outsourced its application reading process this year – to local public school students learning how to calculate probability.
Administrators are complaining of a toxic work environment after one top University official took to Twitter to share what he really thought about his co-workers.