Spring Break is that tease at the party. Spring break knows how to lead you on with its sexy pinã coladas and it’s early morning nightcaps on the beach. Spring Break taunts you with the warm sun, its freedom, its social acceptance of significant amounts of group binge drinking. Spring Break is your dream partner because suddenly your life is harmoniously sunburnt, and you’re ecstatic about it.
March 12, 2014
Stories from the March 12, 2014 issue of the GW Hatchet.