Weeks after winning the election with a primary agenda of getting Trader Joe’s on GWorld, incoming Self-important Association president Julia SoSueMe announced she has lobbied the university to add local strip club Camelot to GWorld.
April 1, 2013
Volume 109, Issue 51
Stories from the April 1, 2013 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.
The rooms in Mitchell Hall may be singles, but the residents sure hope their relationship statuses aren’t.
Le GW Hachét’s online comment section is under intense scrutiny after a recent investigation revealed more than a dozen allegations of bias against the twice-weekly student paper.
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.