The rooms in Mitchell Hall may be singles, but the residents sure hope their relationship statuses aren’t.
April 1, 2013
Volume 109, Issue 51
Stories from the April 1, 2013 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.
Le GW Hachét’s online comment section is under intense scrutiny after a recent investigation revealed more than a dozen allegations of bias against the twice-weekly student paper.
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.