Economic development officials and leaders of non-governmental organizations announced at the World Bank last week that global poverty has hit an all-time low because of GW students’ alternative breaks efforts.
April 1, 2013
Volume 109, Issue 51
Stories from the April 1, 2013 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Monday Office Hours with Napp Sit down with the University’s head honcho and discuss how to improve the campus experience. The F Street House – 3 to 3:01 p.m. Wednesday Chat with the Fuzz University Gestapo Oh Hayy releases the number […]
When her castmates told her to “break a leg” before her final dress rehearsal, Jane Jones didn’t actually expect to find herself in the GDub Hospital.
The Atlantic 10 commissioner publicly reprimanded University president Power Napp Monday for hazing new league member George Mason.
Popular pretzel joint Auntie Anne’s will take over nearly the entire J Street serving area next fall, part of a new initiative to actually make money off of the dining hall.
Greetings, fleshy students, from the face of your much-adored provost, Steven Irwin. Yes, it is I, his mustache. The time has come for me to come clean. I am not, you see, a mere mustache. I am so much more.
Weeks after winning the election with a primary agenda of getting Trader Joe’s on GWorld, incoming Self-important Association president Julia SoSueMe announced she has lobbied the university to add local strip club Camelot to GWorld.