Starting next week, getting fucked will be as easy as pressing A4. Sex toys will be sold in residence hall vending machines, the culmination of a yearlong bitchfest by the student organization Allied in Whine.
April 2, 2012
Volume 108, Issue 52
Stories from the April 2, 2012 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.
There are some facts about which The Toolbox continues to press administrators and prominent campus figures, only to be continually stonewalled.
The solution to the Colonials first season, Mike Longstowin decided, was to get his new team as close to the Vermoney mentality as possible.
Sam Doucheman is a junior majoring in international affairs balances a full-time course load and student organizations along with an added level of responsibility that few students can even imagine – Doucheman is an intern on the Hill.
After a yearlong comprehensive review of GW athletics, its teams and facilities, the committee streamlined its findings into the one overarching desire for the Colonials to increase their number of victories.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bercranky told a group of 30 students last week that fixing the world’s most severe financial crisis since the Great Depression was simply a matter of guessing randomly, “just winging it” and hoping for the best.
The University announced it caught the author of the @FakeStevenKnapp Twitter account this week, placing the blame on former University President Steven Dough Trachtenbucks during a late-night press conference Sunday.