Starting next week, getting fucked will be as easy as pressing A4. Sex toys will be sold in residence hall vending machines, the culmination of a yearlong bitchfest by the student organization Allied in Whine.
April 2, 2012
Volume 108, Issue 52
Stories from the April 2, 2012 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.
There are some facts about which The Toolbox continues to press administrators and prominent campus figures, only to be continually stonewalled.
The solution to the Colonials first season, Mike Longstowin decided, was to get his new team as close to the Vermoney mentality as possible.
Sam Doucheman is a junior majoring in international affairs balances a full-time course load and student organizations along with an added level of responsibility that few students can even imagine – Doucheman is an intern on the Hill.
The University announced it caught the author of the @FakeStevenKnapp Twitter account this week, placing the blame on former University President Steven Dough Trachtenbucks during a late-night press conference Sunday.
The Office of Greek Liphe issued a mandatory stipulation Friday that all members of Greek Liphe must get RAMMED each semester.
Monica Lewinsky finished off Clinton and his Global Initiative Saturday, delivering the keynote address to an auditorium of awaiting students.