March 31, 2011

Volume 107, Issue 52

Stories from the March 31, 2011 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.

April Fools’ Issue: Sheen to talk winning, tiger blood in May

Reader’s note: This story is satirical and published in a spoof issue. University officials were forced to sign a new speaker to deliver this year’s keynote Commencement address, after their original choice – New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg – was severely injured during a Broadway showing of “Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark.” The University […]

April Fools’ Issue: Letters to the Editor

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Hi, I have to tell you guys something. I read The Hot Shit like every time it comes out and it’s soooo frustrating to read because you put a bunch of articles in here that clearly are biased. Maybe you miss […]

April Fools’ Issue: Slice of Death

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. There is a growing epidemic on GW’s campus and I think it’s time we acknowledged its existence – themed parties. What was once a fun dash of spice added to our rollerblading birthday celebrations has evolved into some kind of sick […]

April Fools’ Issue: Crime Log

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Hazing 3/24/11 – 6:30 p.m. Location: Multiple locations Case closed The Unpopular Police Department received a report from a group of students that alleged administrators forced them to testify at a six-hour zoning hearing in support of the Science and Engineering […]