March 31, 2011

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Hard copies of The Hot Shit arrived on campus later than usual Thursday afternoon, after a majority of Hot Shit staffers skipped production to drink at a McFadden’s happy hour the night before the issue was slated to hit stands, witnesses […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Cultivate Eskimo siblings They are your family away from home. Gelman is hot If someone burned down Gelman for the insurance money we wouldn’t be too sad. Handjobs are the poor man’s blowjob You’re in college, grow up. Also, spitters are […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. It is with many apologies and even more regrets that I humbly announce my resignation as the sex columnist. The angry crowds have surrounded my compound and their murderous chants are ceaseless. I’m no Muammar Gaddafi; I can read the writing […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. As the end of the school year approaches and we prepare ourselves for springtime in the District, it’s important to take a look around and assess how everything is going here at The George Washington University. Perusing the campus news and […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. J Avenue was given a three-star rating by the prestigious Michelin Guide, making it the 82nd eatery worldwide to receive the accolade for its “exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey.” Reviewers from the Michelin Guide praised J Avenue’s cuisine for its […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The University will begin an aggressive campaign to increase the number of straight males on campus, an initiative aimed at easing female students’ sexual frustrations, GW’s first provost for the Addition of Non-Jewish New York- New Jersey Students said Wednesday. Randomly […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The Unpopular Police Department arrested Socially Awkward Association Executive Vice President-elect Ted Tyson on multiple assault charges Tuesday, after he punched three top University administrators when they refused to make costs “go down, down, down, down, down.” Tyson – who pledged […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical and published in a spoof issue. University officials were forced to sign a new speaker to deliver this year’s keynote Commencement address, after their original choice – New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg – was severely injured during a Broadway showing of “Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark.” The University […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Hi, I have to tell you guys something. I read The Hot Shit like every time it comes out and it’s soooo frustrating to read because you put a bunch of articles in here that clearly are biased. Maybe you miss […]