March 31, 2011

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. I’m going to tell you all something that I’ve known for a while now: The Hot Shit sucks. I’ve spent the last year of my life writing for a student-run blog, trying to expose the dirty practices and shoddy reporting of […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Security camera footage revealed that University President Steven Schnapps’ fist pumping is the cause of destruction that has plagued Ivory Tower residence hall this year, University officials announced Monday. GW installed 36 surveillance cameras last semester, after the Unpopular Police Department […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. With nine players injured and the season on the line, biddies’ basketball head coach Mike Dozeman was willing to do whatever it took to save his squad. Even if that meant joining his players on the court and rounding out their […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. GW announced a new study abroad program this week designed to immerse students in the completely foreign culture of the Mount Vernon Campus. Students in the semester-long program will live among Vern residents, eating traditional Pelham cuisine and taking interior design […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The University finally did it. It took 190 years but GW finally broke the billion dollar barrier on its debt reaching $1.04 billion – yes, a fucking billion dollars in September. But, because you’re all so busy being super important to […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. HIDING PLACE, Sweden – In an unprecedented breach of Socially Awkward Association security protocol, whistleblower and information freedom activist Julian Assange released thousands of pages of documents revealing the internal workings of the SA Wednesday. The documents, sent to GW media […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The University announced Wednesday that its new namesake will be District Overlord Vinny Grey, after officials determined that honoring the alumnus just twice throughout his two-month tenure was insufficient. University President Steven Schnapps said the decision to switch the University’s name […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. A Bunch of Hipsters “Mix CD that my pseudo-indie friend burned me” Okay, so after these unfortunate-looking Canadians (Arcade Flamers?) beat Katy Perry and Gaga for the Album of the Year Grammy this year, I thought my ears were ready to […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Hard copies of The Hot Shit arrived on campus later than usual Thursday afternoon, after a majority of Hot Shit staffers skipped production to drink at a McFadden’s happy hour the night before the issue was slated to hit stands, witnesses […]