April 1, 2009

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The thick cigarette smoke near Gelman has recently been replaced by a distinctive smell that conjures memories of Allman Brothers concerts and your grandmother’s funeral. It’s because GW has legalized marijuana, part of an ongoing effort to “go green.” The implications […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. So, we’ve been thinking. Transparency is so last year. Sure, The Buzzkill’s editorial board has been calling for it in every issue since well, ever. But really, why would we want anyone at this school to be open and honest with […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. SOMEPLACE YOU AREN’T – I’ve only been here a couple of months, but I feel completely at home, nearly native even. I think I have finally overcome the culture shock. Living in a different country is just so, well, different. I […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Seriously, you should listen to everything I have to say, because my opinions are derived from about a semester of experience at this school. Who cares if I’m still bitching about Colonial Inauguration and was in high school about 6 months […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. What better way to realize your untapped potential as a musician of influence than by appropriating the behavior of guitar rock prophet Dave Matthews? A compilation of things Dave has that you, most esteemed fan, can also have in the pursuit […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The Stickupyour Ass-ociation is always getting criticized for taking themselves too seriously. And it’s true there are more pimply-faced, sex-starved weirdos at most SA meetings than there are at a Lord of the Rings movie premiere. The fact is most SA […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. It’s been said that you’ve never really had sex until you’ve done it simultaneously with several strangers. I’m not sure who said it, but I think it’s been said. Anyway, having an orgy is one of those activities best done in […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. In an unprecedented but not altogether surprising move, the entire GW men’s basketball team decided to transfer out of the program, according to a press release issued by the athletic department Sunday. No reason has been given for the sudden departure […]

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The GW Buzzkill interviewed a slew of fraternities, ultimate Frisbee teams and classic rock enthusiasts (i.e., young people who say things like “Journey is so good live,” or “My dad was right, Tom Petty rules!”) to find experts on legendary troubadour […]