March 31, 2008

Volume 104, Issue 51

Stories from the March 31, 2008 issue of the GW Hatchet. View a PDF version of this issue.

Trachtenberg speaks to Hillel international conference

Former University President Stephen Joel Trachtenberg spoke fondly of his experiences with Hillel during an address he gave at the organization’s national summit on universities and the Jewish community. Trachtenberg said during his presidency, he aimed to create ties between communities that otherwise would have had little contact. One of his “fondest memories at GW” […]

April Fool’s Issue: Coach boots self from team

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Head men’s basketball coach Carl Chobbs has kicked himself off the team for violating an unspecified team rule, The Pussy has learned. A source said that athletic director Yack Nopants will make the announcement later this week at a press conference. […]

RHA and GreenGW work to conserve energy

GreenGW and the Residence Hall Association organized a contest this month to encourage students to conserve energy, but only a small amount of students are competing. More than a month has past in the Eco-Challenge and a few dozen students are competing to reduce residence hall water and electricity usage and to promote “the conservation […]

Law students turn to Jamaica

Widespread corruption in Jamaica’s police force is a major concern for international advocacy groups, for the Jamaican government and now for GW Law School students who recently published a report detailing the police force’s crimes. GW Law School professor Arturo Carrillo, and students Sarah Hwang and Erin Culbertson co-authored the report while students Jordan Nodel […]

Lacrosse falls to Massachusetts in overtime

After a hard-fought battle that spilled into overtime, the GW lacrosse team was unable to hold off Massachusetts, and fell in its second Atlantic-10 game, 8-9. The attempted comeback from a tough first period was emblematic of the team’s performance this season. A weak first half found the Colonials unable to score until almost halfway […]

April Fool’s Issue: James to replace Hulian Bond

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. It was a mistake. The University will actually bring someone people care about to Commencement. British spy James Bond will speak at the University-wide ceremony. GW retracted a news release which named some other Bond the keynote speaker once Terry Schiavo, […]

April Fool’s Issue: Club BLAH Thursdays

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. It is 10 p.m. on Thursday night and a scantily clad, overweight but still relatively pretty, down to fuck female student is heading to the top floor of the M. Heck Center to begin her night at Club BLAH. This slutty […]

April Fool’s Issue: Bomb Diggity

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Vickter Dzsldfiaesf…fuckit/Pussy photographer, fo’ real J.A.P.S. attacked GW Thursday, when an army of Jewish American Princesses dropped Blackberries, Starbucks cups, and designer handbags on the GW campus. University President Tayka Napp said he was “schvitzing” amid rumors of nuclear war with […]