April Fool’s Issue: SJT can’t bear to let go
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. After leaving the presidency April 1, Supposedly Jobless Trachtenbye decided against taking a year off, choosing instead to vie for a park bench with Old Man Schenley. Sources close to the at-one-point-outgoing leader said he couldn’t bear the thought of leaving […]