Spoof Issue: SJT yanks ANC feeding tube
Reader’s Note: This story is satirical and was published in a spoof issue. University President Stubbly J. Troll won a legal battle this week to remove the feeding tube that has kept longtime Foggy Bottom resident and advocate Dearthy Maneater alive for years. Maneater is a member of the Almost Nonexistent Community, a local zoning […]