The world is a crazy place. Most people are depressed, there is a war raging 24 hours a day live on TV, the economy is in the tank and school is fucking stressing you out. The tension is building, you can feel your heartbeat in your fingertips and you can’t stop the pounding on the […]
March 31, 2003
Volume 99, Issue 57
Stories from the March 31, 2003 issue of the GW Hatchet.
Makeup, wigs and dresses graced the dancers of the annual Drag Ball Saturday night at the Hippodrome. Professional and amateur drag queens from the area entertained a lively crowd of more than 200 students and locals, kicking off GW Pride’s “OUT and About Week,” a week of activities honoring gay issues and lifestyles. “We like […]
These days, college students will do anything to earn a buck. While late night snack moguls Jimothy Cowlicks, Jatthew Manhandle and Janthony Ballsaresohairy’s entrepreneurial endeavor, collegepacks.com, recently folded, the guys continue unabated. Their newest venture incorporates the GW ethic of making money with the freshman ethic of spreading it for anyone with at least three […]
Stop the Press Listen, I am big whiny bitch and I know it. So I think The GW BongHit should listen to everything I say and change everything they do to accommodate my sensitivities that are based on the extreme fringes of political correctness and the fact that I have a 11-inch pole up my […]
Overnight guests banned during IMF protests With the World Bank and International Monetary Fund meetings scheduled for April 12-13, Housing Services will not allow overnight guests from April 10-15 in GW residence halls. From 7 a.m. on April 10 until 7 a.m. on April 15, the only overnight guests permitted will be students’ family members. […]
Spit A warm, thick fluid oozes down the back of your throat, already sore from a huge dick (unless you’re blowing a Georgetown guy) being shoved down it over and over again. Millions of dirty little sperm nestle into your tight stomach, digging their tiny heads into your intestines.
GW took second place at Saturday’s sold-out Bhangra Blowout, an annual intercollegiate dance competition sponsored by the South Asian Society. Though GW won first prize last year, organizers of the event said they were pleased with their $1,500 prize. Bhangra Blowout, GW’s largest student-organized event, celebrated its 10th anniversary Saturday night in the Smith Center. […]
After two years of scandal-free losing, the GW men’s basketball team is back in trouble with the law. As part of the government’s campaign against terror, the U.S. Department of Homecourt Security issued a new terror alert yesterday for head basketball coach Karl Sobbs. Homecourt Security Director Tom Fridge made the announcement, citing Sobbs’ incessant […]
In a recent interview with The BongHit, former pop mogul- turned-hip-hop superstar Justin Timberlake gave a shoutout to all of his loyal friends and fans. “Sheeeeiiiittt, yo, I am just keeping it real,” he said about the new direction of his career. He then adjusted his Yankees cap so that it rested crooked on the […]