April 2, 2001

The Swamp Ass Association unilaterally agreed Friday to employ the assistance of the A-Team, hoping to force GW to cease and desist its planned expansions and current projects into the surrounding neighborhood. The resident association has long resisted University efforts to expand in all directions. They argue GW expansion undermines the historical character of the […]

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The Allen Lee, located at 2300 F Street, represents the latest attempt by administrators at Complete with Lice, Leeches and Cockroaches to provide diverse solutions for students dangling on housing waiting lists. The program, set to begin in fall 2001, allows students to occupy rooms at an hourly rate. “The real benefits of the program […]

By Alex Kingsbury & Jane Smith U-WIRE Washington Bureau April 2, 2001 A raucous crowd of 4,000 students cheered on the University of Maryland to their first victory at the 8th annual Bhangra Blowout in Washington’s sold out D.A.R. Constitution Hall Saturday night. The charity event, sponsored by the George Washington University’s South Asian Society, […]

GW has the fortune of hosting many famous figures on campus, from presidents to midget wrestlers (boy, they’re loads of fun, aren’t they, just say it with me, “midget wrestlers.” OK back to this shitty story my editors were too lazy to assign to someone else). But for the past seven years, the GW community […]

GW erected a majestic tribute to mulletkind earlier this year, the Alxxndreq Pshurokni Mullet statue accompanied with a bronzed Pegathraxica, the God and ruling authority of mulletfolk, unveiled in honor of GW’s own $36,000 mullets. Few are aware that Pushkin, distinguished author and poet, was the leader of the Bolshevik Muuletskis. This elite group of […]

Members of the Gone Wasted to All my College Klasses and am Especially Dumb (GWacked) have taken their first hostage by capturing a leather sofa from the Hippodumb last month. “We’re doing this to protest the murder of all of those innocent calves,” said deputy sheriff of GWacked Bumpkin Politico, who was sporting a new […]

By Alex Kingsbury U-WIRE Washington Bureau April 3, 2001 John McCain and Russell Feingold’s campaign finance reform bill passed the Senate 59-41 Monday, but the senators are not popping open champagne bottles just yet. The battle for the measure to be passed by the House of Representatives promises to be more difficult and potentially fatal […]

Tupac Shakur’s maggot-infested corpse rose from its grave again last Friday to return to the studios and record yet another double LP of previously unreleased tracks. Dead Thug: The Second Coming contains new hardcore rhymes telling about his rough time coming up in the south side of his LA cemetary. Tracks like “Zombie Niggaz be […]

By Zeb Eckert U-WIRE Washington Bureau April 3, 2001 The resignation of San Jose Mercury News Publisher Jay Harris last month should be a reminder to newspapers nationwide of the volatile mix that comes with meeting budget demands and journalistic standards, according to newspaper editors who joined Marvin Kalb for Monday night’s “Kalb Report.” “The […]