March 1, 2001

Volume 97, Issue 48

Stories from the March 1, 2001 issue of the GW Hatchet.

Fraser battles randy primate in Monkeybone

The character Monkeybone, the central figure in the new feature by the same title, was born of a small boy’s first public arousal. That alone should be enough to send audiences flocking to the theaters. In director Henry Selick’s new film Monkeybone (Twentieth Century Fox), the reluctant hero Stu Miley (Brendan Fraser) thinks his life […]

Houston, GW has a problem Men fall 78-73

It has been clear for a while now that GW’s only possible route to the NCAA Tournament will have to come via an Atlantic 10 Tournament title. Now that the Colonials (12-16, 6-9 A-10) are no longer in the running for fifth place and a needed first-round bye, the task becomes that much harder. It […]

Burying the Hatchet

I’ve recently discovered the hobby of putting my arm around a pretty girl’s shoulder. For anyone who hasn’t tried it, it is a quality pastime that I highly recommend. I’ve run into a snag though. Occasionally, when I go to put my arm around a pretty girl’s shoulder, her hair will get stuck under my […]

Upcoming Games

Thursday – no games scheduled Friday – no games scheduled Saturday – Women’s basketball vs. St. Bonaventure/Duquesne 4 p.m. Men’s basketball vs. Temple noon Baseball vs. Georgetown in Capitol Classic 6 p.m. Women’s water polo vs. Princeton (CWPA Weekend) 11:30 a.m. Women’s water polo vs. Bucknell (CWPA Weekend) 7 p.m. Sunday – Women’s basketball TBA […]

Superstar duo sparks romance in The Mexican

The Mexican (Dreamworks), starring two of Hollywood’s most attractive, highest-paid actors, seems like a dream come true, and for the most part it is. Sexy Brad Pitt (Fight Club) and striking Julia Roberts (Erin Brockovich) create perfect chemistry as their characters’ love-hate baby quarrels come to life onscreen. Under the direction of Gore Verbinski, The […]

Kapoor appeals JEC violations

The Student Association Student Court will determine whether presidential candidate Roger Kapoor can remain in the race Thursday night as he contests two campaign violations levied against him by the Joint Elections Committee. The court put on hold violations for allowing community facilitators to post campaign fliers on their doors so Kapoor could stay on […]

Tantric looks forward to new and better days

Just as alternative act Days of New was about to embark on a tour with Metallica in 1998, the band shattered to pieces. Front man Travis Meeks split from his fellow band mates after months of hostility over artistic differences. All alone, Meeks kept the Days of the New name while the other three members […]

Freshman senator visits Funger forum

Sen. Jon Corzine (D-N.J.) addressed a group of business presidents and CEOs Tuesday morning in Funger Hall talking about his move from the Wall Street to Capitol Hill. The event was part of “The Morning Call,” a forum hosted by Washington Business Forward, a regional business magazine. “When you work as a business manager you […]

Ataris see no end in sight

Unlike the snarling punk of bands like Rancid, pop punk is making waves among the mainstream music community, led by popular bands such a Blink 182. Small acts that once only received underground fame are now on the verge of breaking into popular radio and culture. Some of emerging pop-punk bands, including Good Charlotte, may […]

WEB EXCLUSIVE: Students assess housing lottery

Every year students get nervous around March, and this year is no different. But students in this year’s housing lottery experience a change of roles – sophomores, not seniors, get first pick. Rising juniors and seniors are placed at the end of the selection process, while rising sophomores pick from more residence hall options than […]