May 4, 2000

Volume 96, Issue 63

Stories from the May 4, 2000 issue of the GW Hatchet.

Lack of definitive plot plagues Timecode 2000

Remember the choose-your-own-adventure books that were really popular when our generation was younger? If you picked the right paths, you would get decent little stories all revolving around the same theme. Attempting to read the book linearly would probably result in an incoherent mess and a headache. Timecode 2000 (Screen Gems), the new directorial effort […]

Back in the day

I am a senior, and, as such, my first ID card was white, given to me before the dawn of GWorld. My friends lived in Adams, not Lafayette. I bought my over-priced milk at the MC Store, not the Provisions Market. When I went to J Street, I could choose from the diner, the Grill, […]

Programming praise

On behalf of the entire GW Program Board, I would like to thank the GW community for their overwhelming support of Spring Fling 2000 and other PB events this year. No matter how you slice it, our greatest measure of success is the feedback we get from you, the students. We have received tons of […]

Barbelle: Sign of the Whale

Originally Published 05/04/00 Bar: Sign of the WhaleWhere: 1825 M Street, NWCrowd: double your age, and you’re almost thereGetting In: IDed at the doorPrices: pretty steep – Miller Lites spank you at $3.75Food: nadaDancing: dream onPick-ups: trust me, you don’t want themPluses: if you’re drunk enough, you won’t care that the place sucksMinuses: it sucks […]

Sigma Chi leases house to fraternity

GW’s Lambda Chi Alpha chapter signed a three-year lease for a house owned by former GW chapter Sigma Chi, the fraternities announced Wednesday. Sigma Chi’s alumni-house corporation, the Epsilon Housing Trust, leased house and property on 2004 G St. to Lambda Chi Alpha for three years with the option to extend the agreement for an […]

Staff Editorial — Truth in statistics

As a result of a provision of the Campus Security Act, campus crime statistics are now tabulated more accurately, and the winners are students who want to know the truth about campus crime. In the past, infractions such as large parties at which underage individuals are caught drinking would be counted in the University Police […]

GW wins with 10 late runs

In the top of the seventh inning against non-conference opponent George Mason Tuesday, sophomore Matt Krimmel stepped up hitless for the game. The GW baseball team (32-19, 13-5 Atlantic 10) was hitless against George Mason’s Todd Simo. Krimmel singled and GW broke out of its slump, scoring three runs that inning, and seven more on […]

Hearing Board puts GW peers in the jury box

Faced with major charges and confident that he was innocent, a senior walked into the University Hearing Board process earlier this semester and became concerned about who was deciding his fate. I was being prosecuted with serious stuff by students who didn’t seem serious, said the senior, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. I […]