April 1, 2000

Volume 96, Issue 53

Stories from the April 1, 2000 issue of the GW Hatchet.

Classifieds (3/30)

Classified Ads Automotive Help Wanted Announcements Adoptions Personal Services Opportunities Day Care Summer Jobs Housing Offered Housing Wanted Roommates Health Services Travel Tutoring Housing-website

Poetry Corner

Adios, our Italian tyrant: a farewell to DiMeglio Four years ago a girl named Fran Set foot on Foggy Bottom Balls in hand, with Mafia connections She went out to set shit straight Four years later A force to be reckoned with From frat house to frat house She earned the title Big Fran GW […]

Classifieds (4/3)

Classified Ads Automotive Help Wanted Adoptions Personal Services Opportunities Day Care Summer Jobs Housing Offered Housing Wanted Roommates Health Services Services-General Travel Tutoring Housing-website

Top-10 Lists

Top 10 places the Marvin Center armed robbers are hiding: 10. Mount Vernon 9. Ed Meinert’s jail cell8. Manoush’s hot dog stand7. Rice Hall 8026. Under Peter Konwerski’s pony tail5. The Al-Len Lee4. Matt Berger’s bus3. Marvin Center bathrooms2. Georgetown University1. UPD Top 10 reasons former IFC Dictator Sex Blueberg should have been among the […]

News Briefs

Holt shocks the world, writes about women’s sports Dave Dolt, GW Hatchet associate sports editor, shocked readers and friends alike after writing a column about women’s basketball in Monday’s Hatchet. That frickin’ trader, I knew he’d turn on me one day, men’s basketball Coach Tommy Pending said. I don’t pay this kid to write about […]