Volume 96, Issue 53
Stories from the April 1, 2000 issue of the GW Hatchet.
U.S. President Bill Clinton engaged in a drunken rampage through campus Friday before eventually making his way to Georgetown, where he woke up naked early Saturday morning. White House Secret Service reported that the president hopped over the fence surrounding the White House lawn at about 10:30 p.m. Friday night and stole a Domino’s Pizza […]
There were signs hip-hop was selling out. By the end of 1997, even Martha Stewart had a copy of Puff Daddy’s No Way Out. By the end of 1999, Jay-Z had everybody shaking to his rendition of Hard Knocks Life from Annie. So when the Wu-Tang Clan’s Wu-Street Boys record crushed N SYNC’s No Strings […]
With no Levi Strauss parties to occupy Friday and Saturday nights, many SA insiders have found themselves out of the loop this year. So, as a service to you, the devoted readers of our impeccable SA coverage (yes, all seven of you who actually read and care about the SA), The GW Crotch-Itch brings you […]
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Adios, our Italian tyrant: a farewell to DiMeglio Four years ago a girl named Fran Set foot on Foggy Bottom Balls in hand, with Mafia connections She went out to set shit straight Four years later A force to be reckoned with From frat house to frat house She earned the title Big Fran GW […]
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Top 10 places the Marvin Center armed robbers are hiding: 10. Mount Vernon 9. Ed Meinert’s jail cell8. Manoush’s hot dog stand7. Rice Hall 8026. Under Peter Konwerski’s pony tail5. The Al-Len Lee4. Matt Berger’s bus3. Marvin Center bathrooms2. Georgetown University1. UPD Top 10 reasons former IFC Dictator Sex Blueberg should have been among the […]
Holt shocks the world, writes about women’s sports Dave Dolt, GW Hatchet associate sports editor, shocked readers and friends alike after writing a column about women’s basketball in Monday’s Hatchet. That frickin’ trader, I knew he’d turn on me one day, men’s basketball Coach Tommy Pending said. I don’t pay this kid to write about […]
1. Which of the following news approaches intrigue you? A. Hard hitting coverage including the Marvin Center bathroom beat, Ed Meinert drama and gripping impeachment sagasB. Dead airC. Profile of Skip Oil-Of-Olay 2. Which columnists’ work would you most likely read? A. Basketball coverage with more depth than Dante’s Hell B. Nameless voicesC. A teenybopper […]
Now that the Student Ass elections are over, the Ass is getting back to its usual business of doing nothing for its constituents. You know what that means boys and girls: impeachments, impeachments, impeachments. This year’s Ass will have a tough time matching up to the lack of accomplishment of the Pill Simpleton/err.Jeff Laxter.err.Catty Feu […]