Zach Awman

April Fools’ Issue: Hamas sweeps SA election

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. In response to years of ineptitude, petty infighting and uninspired campaign slogans, students voted overwhelmingly Wednesday to hand control of the Stickupyourass Association Senate to a distant militant Islamist organization. Just two months after securing a majority in the West Bank […]