Timber Freshman

April Fool’s Issue: Police seize primo bud

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The music, theater and freshman communities were shaken by tragedy this weekend when a vital shipment of marijuana was disrupted. At about 11 p.m. Saturday, more than 40 half-pound parcels of cannabis rained down on Potomac House, more commonly known as […]