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SA calls for topless Thrustin women

Freshman Sen. Unsheathed Hardon introduced a piece of legislation at Tuesday’s Make-Pretend Senate calling for all females in Thrustin’ Hell to go topless at least once a week. “See, this is all about equal rights and keeping it real,” Hardon said. “I think it is entirely unfair that I can be liberated enough to walk […]