Sulking Sammy

April Fools’ Issue: NSA, CFs team up to bust students

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The BitchSlap has learned that President Bush has authorized GW’s commanding fascists to utilize the National Security Agency’s resources to conduct surveillance on students. Big Weiner, director of the Community Spying and Surveillance Center, released a statement from his lair in […]