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April Fool’s Issue: James to replace Hulian Bond

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. It was a mistake. The University will actually bring someone people care about to Commencement. British spy James Bond will speak at the University-wide ceremony. GW retracted a news release which named some other Bond the keynote speaker once Terry Schiavo, […]

April Fool’s Issue: Club BLAH Thursdays

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. It is 10 p.m. on Thursday night and a scantily clad, overweight but still relatively pretty, down to fuck female student is heading to the top floor of the M. Heck Center to begin her night at Club BLAH. This slutty […]