Though selling weed is still illegal in D.C., a Hatchet Job investigation reveals that a quietly rolled-out task force has begun unloading 100 pounds of weed a week to make up for the massive budget cuts hitting campus.
Media Credit: Camera Lenscapster | A Fine Pilsner Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Administrators believe they have found the perfect way to save campus dining and dating culture. Starting next fall, underclassmen will be required to sign up for dates at restaurants across the city where […]
The University will ban sex within 25 feet of all campus buildings next fall, forcing fornication into the middle of the street.