Nicholas Batting Cage

To help free-throw shooting woes, men’s basketball enlists beer-pong frat stars

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. After signing his seven-year contract extension, men’s basketball head coach Madeya Careagain has enlisted a group of unlikely assistant coaches to help with the Colonials’ putrid free-throw shooting. Four brothers of Pi Beta Epsilon fraternity, who each made it to the […]