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April Fool’s Issue: Weekly Checkup: Fungus

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. If you love how clean your clothes feel after a nice laundry session-and you enjoy not being sick-then DON’T WASH THEM ON CAMPUS. In late January, a fuzzy, green fungus was reported in several of Ivory Tower’s washing machines and dryers. […]