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Spoof Issue: Jew-W girls turn to lesbianism

Reader’s Note: This story is satirical and was published in a spoof issue. Female students said they are turning to lesbianism and masturbation in response to the disproportionate numbers of gay, metrosexual and ugly guys at the University. In recent weeks, girls have begun growing armpit hair and burning their bras in Kogan Plaza. Females […]