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Hishardcock screws Kandidates

Newly elected Sucking Asslotion Chieftain Rogering Kandidates formed his Kitchen Cabinet Monday by naming Pedro from Papa John’s as his double secret advisor. “Pedro’s always been a close friend of mine, always willing to lend a hand whenever I needed a bullshit receipt for silly campaign finance stuff,” Kandidates said. But other members of the […]