April Fools’ Issue: Mary Kate Olsen visits D.C.

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Fans of “Full House” and anorexia were aflutter this week when former child star and current skeletal celebutante Mary Kate Olsen paid a visit to the District. Olsen arrived on Tuesday to lobby on behalf of Operation Gi-normous Sunglasses, an advocacy […]