Jewlie Whoredom

Spoof Issue: Campus adopts 24-hour plan

Reader’s Note: This story is satirical and was published in a spoof issue. The University will institute a round-the-clock schedule starting next year, allowing Jew-W to fully utilize all campus facilities. Half the student body will take classes from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m., while the other half will learn from 6 p.m. to 6 […]