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Spoof Issue: Forum: Suck my love pole … now

Reader’s Note: This story is satirical and was published in a spoof issue. Genesis 3:16 says Eve was commissioned out of Adam’s rib and therefore all women must suck dick at least four times a day or they are worthless wenches. If you don’t suck dick four times a day God will make you will […]