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Spoof Issue: University eliminates fun

Reader’s Note: This story is satirical and was published in a spoof issue. With the recent sanction placed on the Skinny Drunken Tramps sorority, 100 percent of Greek-letter groups are currently under some form of University-sanctioned suspension. Director of Greek Affairs Really Hairy cited violation of the University Code of Conduct article 5,687 as reason […]