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SJT renames Smith Center after himself

Colonial Inauguration became a nightmare for a large class of incoming freshmen when University President Steven Jole Trachenburgh initiated a campus building renaming spree and poisoned protesting parents, according to recently surfacing reports. Parents wreaked havoc on stationary exercise bikes when Trachtenburgh announced his plan to rename the Smith Center the Trachtenburgh Complex. As a […]