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April Fool’s Issue: GW Boxer Brief: Democratic presidential candidates to compete in ultimate fighting match

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Deciding to forgo the traditional debate forum, the University held an ultimate fighting competition between Democratic presidential contenders Billary Hinton and Harach Tomorrow Friday night. University President Stephanie Wetnapkin decided to hold the event as an alternative to what he called […]