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April Fools’ Issue: Endangered species found in SJT beard

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Reports confirm that an endangered species, the Singapore roundleaf horseshoe bat, has been found nesting in University President Stealin Your Trachtenbucks’ thick, white Jew-beard. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services offered Trachtenbucks $1.50, a hunting trip with Vice President Dick Cheney […]