Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. In an effort to start new GW traditions, University President Steamin’ Krapp created what some have called the lamest secret society in school history this week: the Order of the Sheep. Members of the secret group have been meeting in Rice […]
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The University announced Friday that former Vice President Dick Cheney will be the new leader of the GW Hospital. At a press conference, Cheney proclaimed that he accepted the position because “GW is where my heart is.” He meant the comment […]
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. An independent Stickuptheir Ass-ociation committee discovered last week that SA President Vishard Nixon bugged his own Marvin Center office, and tapes reveal an array of disturbing activities and behaviors. The committee was tipped off to the existence of the tapes by […]
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. University President Take-a Napp abruptly decided to move into a quad in Thurston Hall last week, citing an interest to “have a normal first-year experience.” Napp was seen carrying racy posters, beanbag chairs and his concerned wife Chesty Napp, who goes […]
Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. All Sodexho employees at GW were fired yesterday in an attempt to maximize profits and improve efficiency, representatives for the food service provider announced this morning. Q Avenue food venues were empty Sunday afternoon, and students aimlessly wandered around the area […]