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April Fools’ Issue: A ‘hair’-owing night: Chemical problem makes swim team ‘fur’-ocious

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Members of GW’s swim team blamed chemical imbalances in the Smith Center pool after the team transformed into werewolves during Tuesday night’s full moon. The incident began when the usually silky-smooth swimmers reported rapid body hair growth as the sun began […]