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April Fool’s Issue: Univ. implements 0x40

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. In a drastic measure taken just months before he leaves office, University President Supposedly Jobless Trachtenbye said he is implementing a zero-by-40 class academic structure, set to begin next fall. “Something happens here at GW,” the outgoing president said. “We want […]