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April Fools’ Issue: University to adopt National Mall

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. The University announced plans Sunday to adopt the National Mall, in an attempt to expand its national profile and assist the government in reducing federal spending. The move gives GW freedom to decorate or modify the national park however it pleases, […]

April Fools’ Issue: The Truthy Center

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue. Reader’s note to the reader’s note: Sadly, these statistics are accurate. So here’s a newsflash for you: The University is nearly one billion dollars in debt. That’s right – one billion goddamn dollars – with a capital “B.” Of course, none […]