Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.
This article appeared in the March 31, 2011 issue of the Hatchet.
The Hatchet has disabled comments on our website. Learn more.
April Fools’ Issue: Cartoon: The only thing you read
Men’s basketball extends losing streak to four games, falls to No. 18 Michigan
The Colonials were down by nine points heading into the locker room but allowed Michigan to open the second half on a 26–9 run.