Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.
76 years ago…
The University announces it will eat Foggy Bottom without remorse.
18 years ago…
GW begins admitting applicants with SAT scores higher than 1500.
5 years from now…
Administrators discontinue FIXIT, admitting it is useless.
This article appeared in the April 1, 2010 issue of the Hatchet.
