April Fools’ Issue: Times in GW History

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.

76 years ago…

The University announces it will eat Foggy Bottom without remorse.

18 years ago…

GW begins admitting applicants with SAT scores higher than 1500.

5 years from now…

Administrators discontinue FIXIT, admitting it is useless.

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