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Officials to end fixed tuition policy beginning with Class of 2024

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By and Aug 19, 2019 5:34 PM

Incoming students next fall will no longer pay a fixed tuition rate during their tenure at the University, according to a release Monday.

Adjusting to college is more important than dating

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By Aug 19, 2019 12:34 AM

You will have your entire life to date many people or find your soulmate, but freshman year, you should focus on yourself.

The Hatchet’s 2019 Orientation Guide

Culture
Aug 19, 2019 12:14 AM

Read The Hatchet’s orientation guide for a glimpse into campus life for first-year students.