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Panhel allows potential new members to use elevators during recruitment
The Panhellenic Association scrapped a policy Saturday that prohibited potential new members from using elevators in the Marvin Center during recruitment.
George Mason beats women’s basketball for first time in seven years
The Patriots erased a seven-point halftime deficit in the third quarter in which they outscored the Colonials 18–6 and never looked back.
Preview: Women’s basketball vs George Mason
The Colonials head into Saturday’s matchup riding a three-game win streak, their longest of the season.