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Officials name senior vice president, chief of staff
By Fiona Riley, Assistant News Editor • March 26, 2024

April Fools’ Issue: Cleric Groper’s Interview with Chernak

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.

Vice President Chernak laments Buzzkill coverage in an exclusive interview by The Buzzkill’s Eggplant in Chief Cleric Groper.

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