If you have $5:Avoid financial strife through dance! Head to the Black Cat this Friday, Jan. 30 for Sorted, a night of Britpop and soul.
If you have $10:Music! Irony! Near-nudity! Join the ladies and gents of The Wassabasco Burlesque Review this Saturday, Jan. 31 at Palace of Wonders, at 1210 H St, NE. Tickets are $10.
If you have $20:Check Dadaist humor dudes Tim and Eric, of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, on Monday, Feb. 2 at the Sixth and I Historic Synagogue. Tickets are $25 through Ticketmaster.