If you have $5: Indulge in the blissful decadence of ’80s alt-pop. Hit the Black Cat this Saturday, Jan. 17 at 9:30 p.m. for Right Round, a dance party dedicated to the noise of the era. Tickets are $6.

If you have $10:Nothing says “Welcome, Obama” like a burlesque show! Hit the Palace of Wonders for Out With the Old, In With the Nude: The Peach Tartes Inauguration Special. See the show this Saturday, Jan. 17 at 10 p.m. Tickets to scope the New York-based burlesque troupe are $10.

If you have $20:See Redskins dude Clinton Portis (and a few B-list celebrities) shoot hoops in the name of America! The 2009 Celebrity Inaugural Basketball Game goes down at Coolidge Senior High School on Saturday, Jan. 17. Tickets are $16.