Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.
Vickter Dzsldfiaesf…fuckit/Pussy photographer, fo’ real
J.A.P.S. attacked GW Thursday, when an army of Jewish American Princesses dropped Blackberries, Starbucks cups, and designer handbags on the GW campus. University President Tayka Napp said he was “schvitzing” amid rumors of nuclear war with the J.A.P.S.
This article appeared in the March 31, 2008 issue of the Hatchet.