April Fool’s Issue: Bomb Diggity

Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.

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J.A.P.S. attacked GW Thursday, when an army of Jewish American Princesses dropped Blackberries, Starbucks cups, and designer handbags on the GW campus. University President Tayka Napp said he was “schvitzing” amid rumors of nuclear war with the J.A.P.S.

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