Reader’s note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.
1988:
Pres-elect Stephen Joel Tractor
1989:
Trachtorbutt
1990:
Stephen Joel Trachtorbutt
1991:
Skeevin’ Mole Smackherbutt
1992:
Semen Gel Slappin’Her
1993:
Billy Ray Trachtengerg
1995:
Stir Jo Trakkenburk
1996:
Stevie Ray Vaughan Tractorbutt
1997:
Steven Testesburg
1998:
Steven Jole Trachtenburgh
1999:
Stevie Just Tryingtostayawake
2000:
Dr. Evil/President Scared & Trembling
2001:
Stealing Jiant Tractsofland
2002:
Theieving Yo’ Tuitionmoney
2003:
Smokin Jointswithyour Tuitionmoney
2004:
Sippin Juice in the Trachtenhood
2005:
Stubbly J. Troll
2006:
Stealin’ Your Trachtenbucks
2007:
Supposedly Jobless Trachtenbye