Happy April Fools’, bitches!

The April Fools’ edition came out Thursday. I’m not a big fan of the annual joke issue. But blah, blah, blah, tradition, blah, blah, blah. I apologize if there aren’t enough anti-Semitic jabs and dildos in there for ya. There is some funny stuff. I recommend a few articles: “You need to get fucked,” in the opinions section; a story about Mary Kate Olsen (or was it Ashley?) in the arts section; and a news story about Hamas winning the SA election. Wouldn’t be surprised if that actually happened: Hamas gives out really good candy, Just kidding.

As always, I look forward to hearing your feedback.

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