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Officials name senior vice president, chief of staff
By Fiona Riley, Assistant News Editor • March 26, 2024

Spoof Issue: Wasted in Gelman

GELMAN is hOt@
sssssssssizzle izzlszless ~~~~~~~ ~ YEAH!
HeY!- Get outta my Way – -ya JERk! GOD! Doesn’t anyone eat FritoS anymore?
Noooo. Noooooo. We all want …. Dor -RI-TOS! With the big cheetah on the front.
Yeah HiM! – ! @#. hEy, you com e ba ck here – CAT!
I snuck a- a pack of beer into Gelman in my messenger bag. And – and a FUNneLL !@ haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahahahahahahaah
Shhhh! qui-ET people. Thiss is# the Li-BARRY!
hahaha. oh stop. its too good.! itS *^ TOO FREAKIN GOOD@!

oh my…..The.se keys/ They’re are all ,/slippery -like?

—-he——-jf AND ANOTHER thing!

ME+DRUNK=SO FUNNY! Mmmmmmhmmmm Yo, where’s my phone I wanna make a drunk dial.
That librarian is blazin/^^****
ohh man I need @ cigg-a-WHOO-whoo. STuDYing is foR LOSERS!
—++++I gotta get out of here and order me some Dominoe’s.

CAMPUS SNACKS!………
OH, CAMPUS SNACKS!

Come Hee-e-e–re!

I’M waiTing outside GELmaN……………..
I’m the ^one in the blue coat…..

HEllo??!?@@?
scus’e me sir, Sssshhhh.

CAN I RIDE YOUR BIKE @?@?@?

WEll FINe thEN! I’m TAKIng IT!
And Im FAST TOOO!?+

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